Dentist
The Dentist pulls out a novocaine needle to give the man a shot.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles," the patient says.
The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects.
"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask
on is suffocating me!"
The Dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to
taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."
The Dentist then returns and says, 'Here is a Viagra tablet.'
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't," said the Dentist, "but it will give you something
to hold onto when I pull your tooth."
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)

No comments:
Post a Comment