Wednesday, December 9, 2009

In a bar...

In a bar...

At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits Billy Bob. He's having
a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man
walks in and sits down beside him.

After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
courage to say something to Billy Bob. Leaning over towards him,
he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'

At this Billy Bob leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the
man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds
to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised
and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to Billy Bob.

'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
say to you?'

'I don't know,' Billy Bob replied. 'Something about a job.'

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